It probably goes without saying

So you've probably noticed that I almost never post on here anymore. Whiny is at school all day.  Master is at school three mornings a week. And I leave work at 12:30 to go to my internship.  BabyGirl is hysterical  but only when you experience her and it's hard to get it to come across in writing.  

So I'm not going to continue this blog. :(

If something happens that is post worthy, I'll post it on The Randomness of Me.  

I've really enjoyed writing this and experiencing the blog world.  So thanks for reading and participating in the craziness that is being a nanny.

Master of Disaster, BabyGirl, Whiny Magee

Not that you asked...

...but since tomorrow is New Movie Friday for me and the kids, I thought it was high time they were introduced to Star Wars.

That's right!  I'm surprised by how excited I am to watch it with them.

Touche, little man

MofD:  Jess, what's the biggest dog?

Me:  ummmm. . . I'm not sure

MofD:  Like what's the biggest kind?

Me:  Maybe a Mastiff.  Or a Great Dane

MofD:  Are they big?

Me:  Huge

MofD:  What's the biggest cat?

Me:  I think a Maine Coon is the biggest cat

MofD:  Oh, I thought it was a tiger



I was schooled by a 4 year old!

I'm famous

BabyGirl was watching "Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood" and there was a women in a clip with a pixie cut and dark framed glasses on

BG: that's you, Ga-ca!

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She can't say my name because apparently Jessica is too hard for toddlers. She has many versions: Ga-ca, Ca-ca, Ah-ca. Ca-ca is my favorite

Jokester

Master of Disaster: where does a parrot get his haircut?

Me: ummm where?

MofD: a paaaarot shop. Get it!?

Me: not really

MofD: 'cause it sounds like parrot.

Me: yeah I guess;I just don't get why it's funny

MofD: ya know, like where does a sheep go for a haircut? A baaaa-ber shop.

Me: well that's actually a funny joke

MofD: where does a horse get his hair cut? A horse shop. Haha, get it!?!

Trying to explain to him that it didn't work with every animal was almost impossible

Beep! Beep!

That's the sound of me tootin' my own horn. Every year I help the kids make a Christmas present for Mom & Dad Boss. This year I'm totally and completely in love with the present. So much so, that we are making them for the grandparents too.

Shrinky Dink key chains!! Oh. Em. Gee.

quite the negotiator

Master: I'm full

Me:  Eat four more bites since you're four.

Master:  How about four and a half bites since I'm almost five

Me:  Sounds good