I nanny for a 1 year old girl (BabyGirl) and 4 (A/Master of Disaster) & 6 (J/Whiny Magee) year old boys. As you can imagine I hear some of the funniest things ever said. Master of Disaster actually asked me once "Jessica, why are you so bossy" And my response was,"because I'm the boss"
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Thursday, September 29, 2011
My mind is so dirty
Me: Guys we can't leave balloons on the ground. They are a big choking hazard for sister (and yes we call her sister, not your sister).
Whiny Magee: Oh I got a big choking hazard over here!
I say it to them all the time...but their mom taught them "Q: what's wrong with your leg? A: ain't nothing wrong with my leg, I'm just b-boy limpin'" so i'm in the clear
AMAZING
ReplyDeleteJust so I'm clear...is it in bad taste to "that's what she said" a child? I should probably know this now before I consider starting a family.
ReplyDeleteI say it to them all the time...but their mom taught them "Q: what's wrong with your leg? A: ain't nothing wrong with my leg, I'm just b-boy limpin'" so i'm in the clear
ReplyDeleteBWAHAHAHA. Both the post and the comments are cracking me up.
ReplyDelete*Erin