Jessica, why are you so bossy?

I nanny for a 1 year old girl (BabyGirl) and 4 (A/Master of Disaster) & 6 (J/Whiny Magee) year old boys. As you can imagine I hear some of the funniest things ever said. Master of Disaster actually asked me once "Jessica, why are you so bossy" And my response was,"because I'm the boss"

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Saturday, March 2, 2013

It probably goes without saying

So you've probably noticed that I almost never post on here anymore. Whiny is at school all day. Master is at school three mornings a ...

Thursday, January 31, 2013

Not that you asked...

...but since tomorrow is New Movie Friday for me and the kids, I thought it was high time they were introduced to Star Wars. That's ri...

Monday, January 28, 2013

Touche, little man

MofD: Jess, what's the biggest dog? Me: ummmm. . . I'm not sure MofD: Like what's the biggest kind? Me: Maybe a Mastif...

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

I'm famous

BabyGirl was watching "Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood" and there was a women in a clip with a pixie cut and dark framed glasses o...

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Jokester

Master of Disaster: where does a parrot get his haircut? Me: ummm where? MofD: a paaaarot shop. Get it!? Me: not really MofD: 'c...

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Beep! Beep!

That's the sound of me tootin' my own horn. Every year I help the kids make a Christmas present for Mom & Dad Boss. This year ...

Saturday, December 8, 2012

quite the negotiator

Master: I'm full Me: Eat four more bites since you're four. Master: How about four and a half bites since I'm almost five ...

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