...but since tomorrow is New Movie Friday for me and the kids, I thought it was high time they were introduced to Star Wars.
That's right! I'm surprised by how excited I am to watch it with them.
I nanny for a 1 year old girl (BabyGirl) and 4 (A/Master of Disaster) & 6 (J/Whiny Magee) year old boys. As you can imagine I hear some of the funniest things ever said. Master of Disaster actually asked me once "Jessica, why are you so bossy" And my response was,"because I'm the boss"
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Thursday, January 31, 2013
Monday, January 28, 2013
Touche, little man
MofD: Jess, what's the biggest dog?
Me: ummmm. . . I'm not sure
MofD: Like what's the biggest kind?
Me: Maybe a Mastiff. Or a Great Dane
MofD: Are they big?
Me: Huge
MofD: What's the biggest cat?
Me: I think a Maine Coon is the biggest cat
MofD: Oh, I thought it was a tiger
I was schooled by a 4 year old!
Me: ummmm. . . I'm not sure
MofD: Like what's the biggest kind?
Me: Maybe a Mastiff. Or a Great Dane
MofD: Are they big?
Me: Huge
MofD: What's the biggest cat?
Me: I think a Maine Coon is the biggest cat
MofD: Oh, I thought it was a tiger
I was schooled by a 4 year old!
Wednesday, January 23, 2013
I'm famous
BabyGirl was watching "Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood" and there was a women in a clip with a pixie cut and dark framed glasses on
BG: that's you, Ga-ca!
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She can't say my name because apparently Jessica is too hard for toddlers. She has many versions: Ga-ca, Ca-ca, Ah-ca. Ca-ca is my favorite
BG: that's you, Ga-ca!
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She can't say my name because apparently Jessica is too hard for toddlers. She has many versions: Ga-ca, Ca-ca, Ah-ca. Ca-ca is my favorite
Wednesday, January 2, 2013
Jokester
Master of Disaster: where does a parrot get his haircut?
Me: ummm where?
MofD: a paaaarot shop. Get it!?
Me: not really
MofD: 'cause it sounds like parrot.
Me: yeah I guess;I just don't get why it's funny
MofD: ya know, like where does a sheep go for a haircut? A baaaa-ber shop.
Me: well that's actually a funny joke
MofD: where does a horse get his hair cut? A horse shop. Haha, get it!?!
Trying to explain to him that it didn't work with every animal was almost impossible
Me: ummm where?
MofD: a paaaarot shop. Get it!?
Me: not really
MofD: 'cause it sounds like parrot.
Me: yeah I guess;I just don't get why it's funny
MofD: ya know, like where does a sheep go for a haircut? A baaaa-ber shop.
Me: well that's actually a funny joke
MofD: where does a horse get his hair cut? A horse shop. Haha, get it!?!
Trying to explain to him that it didn't work with every animal was almost impossible