MofD as he's rubbing my leg: Hey! My mom has those kinda pretend legs too!
Me: Oh yeah?
MofD: Yep, they make your legs look darker too.
I nanny for a 1 year old girl (BabyGirl) and 4 (A/Master of Disaster) & 6 (J/Whiny Magee) year old boys. As you can imagine I hear some of the funniest things ever said. Master of Disaster actually asked me once "Jessica, why are you so bossy" And my response was,"because I'm the boss"