Thursday, January 31, 2013

Not that you asked...

...but since tomorrow is New Movie Friday for me and the kids, I thought it was high time they were introduced to Star Wars.

That's right!  I'm surprised by how excited I am to watch it with them.

Monday, January 28, 2013

Touche, little man

MofD:  Jess, what's the biggest dog?

Me:  ummmm. . . I'm not sure

MofD:  Like what's the biggest kind?

Me:  Maybe a Mastiff.  Or a Great Dane

MofD:  Are they big?

Me:  Huge

MofD:  What's the biggest cat?

Me:  I think a Maine Coon is the biggest cat

MofD:  Oh, I thought it was a tiger

I was schooled by a 4 year old!

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

I'm famous

BabyGirl was watching "Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood" and there was a women in a clip with a pixie cut and dark framed glasses on

BG: that's you, Ga-ca!

She can't say my name because apparently Jessica is too hard for toddlers. She has many versions: Ga-ca, Ca-ca, Ah-ca. Ca-ca is my favorite

Wednesday, January 2, 2013


Master of Disaster: where does a parrot get his haircut?

Me: ummm where?

MofD: a paaaarot shop. Get it!?

Me: not really

MofD: 'cause it sounds like parrot.

Me: yeah I guess;I just don't get why it's funny

MofD: ya know, like where does a sheep go for a haircut? A baaaa-ber shop.

Me: well that's actually a funny joke

MofD: where does a horse get his hair cut? A horse shop. Haha, get it!?!

Trying to explain to him that it didn't work with every animal was almost impossible