Wow time flies!

Master of Disaster is 4!!!! 

 Happy Birthday Master!

I can read too!

We went to the zoo the other day and on the way we had this conversation.

Whiny Magee:  Hey look there's a sign right there that says "Zoo."  It says we should go that way.

Me:  Good job reading that sign.

Master of Disaster:  I can read too.  "How the Grinch Stole Christmas."  See, I just read that.

Me:  Well I don't think you actually read that anywhere, but good job.

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Also I highly recommend you give 4 and 6 year olds chicken wings to eat.  It's pretty hysterical!

what friend?

Me:  Hey, Whiny, pick up your room and then come downstairs.  It's nap time but Whiny doesn't sleep he has "quiet time"


WM:  Ok

Me:   Wow you have a lot to clean  up my friend

WM:  What friend??

Me:  You.  You're my friend.

WM: Oh

still??

Today a leprechaun gave me socks this morning to wear.  They have green and black stripes with shamrocks on them.  Master was excited about this.

So when I woke him up from nap today he said "you're *still* wearing those socks!?"

help me remember

Me:  Master, you going to tell all your friends about what you did last week?

Master of Disaster:  What did I do?

Me:  What?!  Where did you go last week?

Master of Disaster: I don't remember, tell me

Me:  Well, I went to NYC but where did you go?

MofD: ummmmmm Boston?

Me:  You didn't go to Boston, crazy!  Where'd you go?

Finally he remember that he went to Florida

Me: So you gonna tell them about it

MofD:  Nope, I want it to be a secret

Me:  ummm no, you should tell them if they ask about it

MofD:  What if they don't ask?

Me:  They will

MofD:  But what if they don't

Me:  I'm pretty sure they missed you and they will ask about Disney

MofD: What if they don't

Me:  Well if they don't ask then you don't have to tell them

MofD:  What if they have been to Florida and they know all about it

Me:  Like I said, if they don't ask about it you don't have to tell them.

So we talked about Disney the whole way to school so he could remember things to tell them, but when he got out of the car his teacher asked where he went  he looked at me and said:

MofD:  Help me remember

give me a break!

Ok guys, "my family" is on vacation this week.  Fortunately that means so am I.  Unfortunately that means that nothing funny is happening for me to write about.

Although I will tell you that Whiny loves NYC and was jealous that I got to go and he was only going to Disney. So we decided to send each other post cards and that would make the world right again.  If only all problems were that easy to solve.

It'll eat you!

I'm attempting to get some work done for school, silly me, when I hear Master of Disaster yelling for me from his room.  I go upstairs figuring he went potty and needs some helping wiping.  But no, he's on his bed crying.

Me:  What's wrong?

MofD:  THERE'S A BUG IN MY ROOM!

Me:  Where?

MofD: There!  pointing at his window


Me:  I don't see it

MofD:  Pull that up the shade


I do and there is no bug.

Me:  It's gone

MofD:  NO IT'S NOT!

Me:  What?  Did it turn invisible?

MofD:  What if it did????

Me:  Well you can't see it so it'll be ok

MofD:  WHAT IF IT EATS ME!!!!????

Me:  heavy sigh Want me to get some bug killer?

MofD:  yeah

So I go and get a bottle of Frebreeze and spray the windows

MofD:  That's not bug spray, that's "smelling stuff"

Me:  Yeah but look right here I point to some words on the back It says "Will kill bugs"

I'm so glad he can't read yet