nope

Master of Disaster:  Wanna hear something?  It's really annoying.


It totally reminded me of Dumb & Dumber

My mind is so dirty

Me: Guys we can't leave balloons on the ground.  They are a big choking hazard for sister (and yes we call her sister, not your sister).


Whiny Magee:  Oh I got a big choking hazard over here!

These pretzels are making me thirsty

Master of Disaster:  These cheerios are salty and are making my tongue salty.

Me: what??

Master of Disaster:  These cheerios are salty and are making my tongue salty so I have to take a drink

Me:  Those cheerios are salty?

Master of Disaster:  yeah...they are salty so I have to take a drink because they are making it hot

Me: ooooookkkkaayyyy

about 5 minutes later

Master of Disaster (showing me his almost empty bowl): Jess can I be full now?

Me:   yes you can be done

Oh, Master of Disaster

**Today I was being outsmarted by a Handy Manny toy.  I was trying to get the battery cover thing off so I could put new batteries it in.  Righty tighy, lefty loosey correct?  Apparently not.  I was more like righty tighty, lefty still tighty.  But when I went to go get the screw drive Master of Disaster said, "That's my dad's new tool box from a long time ago."

**Then we were taking the clothes out of the washer and putting them into the dryer.

Master of Disaster:  Oh.  Pants.  Long sleeved ones.


**Master of Disaster: wouldn't it be cool if I slid down the railing and flew off the end?

Me:  ah no.  It would be scary and dangerous.

MofD:  not if I had flying powers.

Me:  Master of Disaster, your gi is filthy!

Master of Disaster:  what's on it?

Me:  I don't know but it's really dirty.

ModD:  How do you think it got dirty?

Me:  I don't know, how do *you* think it did?

MofD:  Maybe it's crayon (FYI it's totally not crayon, it's just a bunch of dirt)

Me:  How did crayon get on your gi?

MofD:  Maybe someone colored on it

Me:  Who would color on *your* gi?

MofD:  Maybe someone who didn't know it was a gi and not paper

you have to go to your own school

We were driving in the car to take Master of Disaster to school.

Master of Disaster:  That's Whiny Magee's school.  We had a pizza party there once.

Me:  You did?!

Master of Disaster:  Yeah they had cookies too

Me:  Did you save any cookies for me??

MofD:  The party is over

Me:  Yeah, but did you save me any cookies to eat?

MofD: no

Me:  Why not?

MofD:  Well maybe your school will have a pizza party, then you can have some cookies.

Not again!!

Master of Disaster:  Jess can we play Candyland?

Me:  No

Master of Disaster: Why not?

Me: Uh, what happened last time we played?

Master of Disaster:  You cheated