Me:  Master of Disaster, your gi is filthy!

Master of Disaster:  what's on it?

Me:  I don't know but it's really dirty.

ModD:  How do you think it got dirty?

Me:  I don't know, how do *you* think it did?

MofD:  Maybe it's crayon (FYI it's totally not crayon, it's just a bunch of dirt)

Me:  How did crayon get on your gi?

MofD:  Maybe someone colored on it

Me:  Who would color on *your* gi?

MofD:  Maybe someone who didn't know it was a gi and not paper