EVAH, EVAH!!

Master of Disaster is sad right now.  Very sad.  He & Whiny have toys that have some little pieces and MofD lost some of  his pieces.  Whiny let him play with his pieces but then wanted them back.  Well MofD thought this wasn't fair and wanted Whiny to share.  I don't know why I bothered to try to explain that it was indeed fair.  I tried to talk to him and use some of my newly acquired counseling skills.  Oh boy!  At one point I think he growled at me and made an "angry" face at me; I had to hide my smile.  MofD does not like to be comforted and when you try he usually gets more upset and angry.

Me:  That's sad isn't it?

MofD:  Yeah!

Me: can I give you a hug?

MofD:   No.  NEVAH EVAH EVAH!!!

we could ask

I have a little bit of a head cold.  Really it's just a bunch of sinus pressure.  So I told Master of Disaster that we were going to run to Target so I could get some medicine.

MofD:  Is it pink medicine? (I'm guessing he's thinking of Amoxicillin)

Me:  I don't think it's gonna be pink

MofD:  Well what are you feeling?

Me:  My sinuses hurt.

MofD:  I don't know where the "scientist" medicine is.  Maybe we could ask someone who works at Target.

what do we eat?

Me:  Do you guys know what holiday is coming up?

MofD:  nope

Me:  Valentine's Day

Whiny Magee:  I was just gonna say that

MofD:  Oh I like Valentine's Day.  That's the day we get to eat turkey!

Me:  That's Thanksgiving

MofD:  What do we get to eat on Valentine's Day?

Oh really?

Like I said last week, someone has been sick on and off for the past month.  It's mainly been Whiny but Master of Disaster has been sick too.  There has been a lot of temperature taking, so the boys associate fever with sickness.  I tried to make being sick and having to stay home not fun so they (by they I mean MofD) don't pretend to be sick and not go to school.

MofD has been saying he "doesn't feel good" whenever he doesn't want to do something.  Time to pick up?  He doesn't feel so good.  We're finishing up lunch?  His belly hurts.  I could go on for awhile but I won't bore you.

Yesterday he didn't want to eat his lunch

MofD:  I'm getting sick; take my temperature

Me:  You're not sick eat your lunch

MofD:  But I'm getting sooooo hot

Me:  Then let's take off your sweatshirt.

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This morning we were picking up before I have to take him to school and he sneezed twice.

MofD:  I think I'm sick

Me:  No, you just had to sneeze

MofD:  I think I may have pink eye

Me:  Pink eye?  What's that?

MofD:  When your eye is pink and one is bigger than the other




I guest blogged for Elle Sees today, so stop over and take a look.  Her blog is pretty awesome; it's full of useful. practical beauty and fashion tips.

close enough

I was working with Master of Disaster on recognizing his letters.  He kept referring to them as lower case and higher case.  So close buddy, so close!

aw shucks

So maybe you've noticed that A) the boys stopped being funny, B) I don't have time to write about it, C) I've abandoned you for someone younger and prettier or D) Pinterest exists.  Well the truth is that the kids have been off and on sick for the past month and BabyGirl is getting some molars on top of it.  So there really hasn't been anything super exciting/funny going on here and I've been sucked in to Pinterest in an amazingly awful way. I'm going to attempt to Tweet Master of Disaster's one-liners more often, so feel free to follow me on Twitter @RandomlyBossy.

Whiny Magee told me this

WM:  Knock, knock

Me:  Who's there?

WM:  Spell

Me:  Spell who??

WM:  All right, W-H-O

quite a non sequitar

Master of Disaster:  Jess, there are no pirates in my class.

Me:  What?

MofD: There are no pirates in my class.

Me:  Should there be?

MofD: nope

Me:  Do you want there to be?

MofD:  no

We were both silently enjoying our breakfast/coffee when he piped up with this.  I wonder what is going on in his little brain sometimes.