I just can't decide

I'm not sure what has been my favorite part of today:

Maybe it was the when, before 8:30, Whiny was being mean to Master, so Master pinched him.  We (me & Mom Boss) talked to Master about how when Whiny is being mean come tell us.  If he pinches then he gets in trouble too

Or maybe it was literally 2 minutes later when Master kicked Whiny because Whiny was trying to pop his balloon.

Or maybe it was when BabyGirl insisted on being held all morning and had a fit when I set her down to register of classes or clean

Or maybe it was when she followed me around to make sure I knew she was mad at me

Or perhaps it was when Whiny accidentally spilled his milk but just sat there and watched all the milk pour out of the glass instead of picking it up.

It's too close to call

It's going to be a L-O-N-G Spring Break for us.

you don't work

The boys love my friend Danielle that comes when I go to school.  This week is Spring Break for the kids and they asked if Danielle was still going to come.  I told them that she was because I still have school even if they don't.  I let them know that I had a break when they were in FL, so I had no work AND no school.

Master of Disaster:  You don't have work.

Me:  I don't?

MofD:  Nope

Me:  You don't think I go to work?

MofD:  No, school is your work

Then I hear Whiny whisper  "Coming here is her work"


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Both the boys and I were sick all weekend, so today we are watching Rango.  I will link to a review when we finish and I actually review it.   For your reading pleasure

I hope not!

On the way to karate we heard a commercial for a museum exhibit that ends on April 15. April 15 just happens to be the day of Whiny's birthday party

Whiny Magee:  April 15!!!  I hope nobody that I invited to my party is going to that!

Build-a-Bear

For Master's birthday, they went to Build-a-Bear and he made a Papa Smurf Build-a-Bear.  Which he will very quickly tell you is a Build-a-Smurf.  Before nap he was showing it to me and he told me:

MofD:  If you press his stomach you can hear his heart "beeping" and if you push his arm he giggles.

Me:  What?

MofD: His heart "beeps" and he giggles.

UPDATED: meanwhile, back at the ranch

So the kids were at my place again this afternoon.  While it was not as funny as last time, they did have some interesting things to say.

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Master if Disaster:  Last time you had pumpkin soap!  Where'd it go?

Me:  Well I used it all so I got new soap.

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MofD:  I wanna take a nap

Me:  Well I didn't plan on taking naps today; my room is really messy

MofD:  Can you clean your room for me?

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MofD:  Why don't you have a family room?

Whiny:  Well this is room is her family room and her living room

Me:  And it's only me here, I don't need a family room

And just so you know, their family room is just what they call their living room, it's not two separate rooms

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Twenty minutes later

MofD:  Why don't you have play room?

**UPDATE
The reason we went to my house was so my car could go in the garage for the afternoon.  We dropped it off, went out to lunch and then walked to my house. I've walked from the garage to my house before.  It's not super close, but it is definitely in walking distance.  Well I failed to think about how a 4 and 6 year old would be while walking that far.  The place we went to eat was literally a block away from the garage.

Whiny:  Man this sure is a far walk to lunch!

It ended up taking us 45-60 min to get to my house due to the speediness of Master and Whiny.  At one point, Master suggested I take BabyGirl out of the stroller and carry her so he could ride in the stroller.  Nice try kid!

hmmm awesome or inappropriate?

Today Master wanted to play Nerf guns, so I got the guns down (I keep them up high so it can be my choice to play with them or not) and we shot with "sticky bullets" in the play room.  Then we start stalking around the house to find "Bad Guys."  Which for some reason I never got to shoot.  My bullets never hit them but Master's always did. At least according to Master.  So finally I started to shoot right behind him every time he "reloaded" his gun.

Me:  Wow that was lucky.  There was a bad guys right behind you but I got him.

MofD:  I didn't even see him!

Then we continued to look for Bad Guys and shoot them.  At this point Master was double fisting guns.

Me:  Why are these guys Bad?

MofD:  something something blah blah...and lava comes out their noses!

Me:  Oh yikes!

I have to admit it was pretty fun.

And I may or may not have taught Master to say "lock & load" when your gun is ready to shoot.

I never would have guessed

I'm upstairs changing BabyGirl when Master comes upstairs to tell me something.  And now I forget what he had to tell me, but I know it was nothing too important.

After he tells me what he needed to tell me:

Master:  Hey Jess, I'm up here.  "here" meaning upstairs  Did you know that?

Me:  No.  I never would have known that

Master:  Why wouldn't have known that?

Me:  I just wouldn't have until you told me, thanks.