it's not really funny. . .

. . .but be glad it wasn't you.

So after nap Master of Disaster, believe it or not, was a beast.  He didn't want to wake up so I let him sleep for about 30 more minutes then I made him get out of bed.  He cried the whole way downstairs and continued to cry while I sat him down for snack.  Whiny Magee had already eaten and was watching Sesame Street. I told MofD that once I was done cleaning the kitchen I was going into the living room.  I hoped this would prompt him to eat faster, a girl can dream right?  He just sat there and cried and said over and over that he "wanted his mom."  Awesome!

So I'm watching TV with WM, when MofD went running by to use the bathroom. And then. . .I heard it.  It was awful.  I knew right away I was in for some trouble.  Then I heard:

MofD:  crying I thought I just had to pee.

Poor kid.  He totally sharted.