Scene: kitchen counter, I'm feeding E a bottle and J is hanging out with us. I am opening, successfully I might add, a large BJ's container of pretzels with one hand (I rock).
Me: you want a pretzel?
J: no
Me: ok, well I'm having some
J: we can't eat all those in one day
Me: oh my god that would be crazy! This is a lot of pretzels!
J: yeah it's bigger than my face!!
End scene with me choking on pretzel pieces
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