I nanny for a 1 year old girl (BabyGirl) and 4 (A/Master of Disaster) & 6 (J/Whiny Magee) year old boys. As you can imagine I hear some of the funniest things ever said. Master of Disaster actually asked me once "Jessica, why are you so bossy" And my response was,"because I'm the boss"
A has a runny nose and is really stuffed up. When he feels his nose starting to run he says,"boogerboogerboogerboogerboogerbooger......" from wherever he is to wherever I am. We've been working on saying booger ONCE and then getting a tissue himself.